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Sir Quacks A Lot’s Hostile Takeover: A Quack-umentary of Chaos

Away from Desk - Reflecting on London and My Time in Watches

My favorite New watches: Watches and Wonders edition

Oris - Big Crown Pointer Yellow

The classic style with an updated look that brings the damn sunshine!.

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Sartory Billard x studio underd0g - Sun(fl0wer)

This team-up was written in the stars….or gardens. Studio Underdog keeps upping their game, and Sartory Billard was just the craftsman to make it happen.

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Nomos - Club Sport Neomatik World Timer

Nomos has a knack for wonderful, whimsical, and purposeful designs. And this time they found a beautiful and intriguing new way to show off world time functionality.

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Enthusiast of the Month

Enthusiast of the Month

Matt Smith-Johnson - @teenage.grandpa

I started life as a small duck, limited by the boundaries of your reality. But this alluring creature granted me interdimensional existence, and now I’m everybody’s problem.

What makes them awesome?

  1. Most Recent Watch Acquired - This is tricky because most of my new arrivals are projects I have worked on, haha. It kind of quells the beast. 

    My last purchase was 3 years ago, and it was a Mares Tectron Diver designed by Giulia Moselli. Not a common piece. But I just love how the bracelet and bezel echo one another. 

    There is some mystery about this watch and why it was made, so that appeals to me. Plus, I feel like G. Moselli was a cool female designer who doesn’t get enough credit. 

  2. Favorite Watch to Recommend to a Newb - Well, it’s not a specific watch, but I’ll say this: What makes you smile? Forget resale or illustrious provenance, just find what makes you feel something. Once you find that piece, educate yourself on it. Find out what makes a good example of that piece, and get one. Or maybe you discover that it’s a copy of something—well, follow the trail and find the original incantation of the idea. Maybe you’ll discover something the majority hasn’t.

    Twisting my arm for specifics, I guess a fun place to start is to look at the non-professional Speedmasters. The Mk4.5, Teutonic, 

  3. Favorite Independent/Micro Brand - For micro-indies, I’d have to say Isotope, because they are doing some weird and wonderful things. The Moonshot Chronograph was my favourite watch of last year, I’m a fan of the Hydrium, and I love that UFO jumping hour you might see at the shows. 

    Also, they are still rather accessible, and I like that. 

Here are some of Matt’s current faves:

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